catchall jailbird crew

[selfimmolation]

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week 1, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ yay we are all out of jail :) finally we are free and it's a new week and good things can happen

and then ace checks his phone and sees the rule update ]

What the hell?

[ CURSING IS BACK BABY ]

[sociable]

[ just peeks at what he's looking at ]

Um. I think I forgot how to read, because that can't be saying that we're allowed to kill people on Thursday? Right?

[selfimmolation]

Not unless we're both illiterate.

[ they could be ]

[spiritconsulting]

We're allowed to kill them on Thursday, but also if we get caught doing it, we get executed. Funny definition of "allowed."

[tongshi]

[ his ears twitch at the reaction, and he pulls his phone up to also look - although he has to put a glove on to be able to touch the screen.

beat. ]

What. That contradicts the first rule, and is absolutely insane!

[stunwhistle]

...no one's actually gonna fall for this and kill someone on purpose, right? Tell me no one's gonna fall for this and kill someone on purpose.

[selfimmolation]

[ he's holding his phone hard enough to break it it's fine ]

Who even wrote this?

[resumed]

Not only the first but the second, too. I think murder kind of counts as destroying things. Technically.

[resumed]

[ he's also looking at his phone and frowning deeply. probably holding will's hand. there is something moving around in the hood of his jacket. it's fine. ]

Wait, what kind of a rule is that? How does being a villain help anybody? Also if we have to do another trial if a villain does act, who would do it in the first place?

[stunwhistle]

[yeah he's holding nico's hand. very tightly. because hello what the tartarus is this rule update]

This is insane. They really are just trying to encourage us to take each other out.

[selfimmolation]

They're expecting us to keep killing each other. Why?

[stunwhistle]

[



staring at his phone and angrily muttering a bunch of curses in ancient greek which i guess is getting auto-translated for everyone]

They've got to be kidding. What - how is this supposed to make sense? Like at all?

[selfimmolation]

It doesn't.

[sharkgirl]

[immediately fucking hurls her phone across the police station parking lot

and turns into a cat.]

[selfimmolation]

[ mood but also damn ace hopes that didn't kill the snail inside that is definitely there

crouches near her while still holding onto his phone tightly. he doesn't think she actually wants climbies At This Moment but just in case. he will vibe nearby. ]

[stunwhistle]

[if he was a cat his hair would be bristling right now



but he is not a cat. he will sit down next to her in solidarity, though.]

[tongshi]

[ he will go get the phone just for something to do, frankly. ]

[resumed]

[ he's going to crouch down and hold out a hand if she wants uppies onto his shoulder where shame is vibin in his hood. otherwise yeah fucking mood. ]

[eliminated]

[chiemi is just staring at her phone blearily because i'm late. hi guys.]

[resumed]

[ an absolute mood. ]

Maybe we were right to start conspiracy theorying about all of this after all.

[selfimmolation]

If they're trying to make us go along with any of this they're doing a shit job of it.

[spiritconsulting]

[well. fuck.]

...Kind of makes sense, though, huh? Why execute Mika but put all ten of us in a jail cell for two days.

Because Mika was part of the plan. They want us killing each other and then being punished for it. If they lost ten of us at once, the game doesn't work.

[selfimmolation]

... So what's the endgame of it? We kill over half of our numbers before the stupid festival?

[doghouse]

[ ME EVEN LATER BECAUSE MY MONDAY CLASS SCHEDULE FUCKING SUCKS ]

What the... is this for real?? Do they think we want to go around offin' each other, 'cause I'm pretty sure we've kept our blades pretty firmly pointed at them.

[selfimmolation]

A competition of "heroic acts", except on Thursdays where we kill each other?