catchall jailbird crew

[selfimmolation]

Comments

week 1, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ yay we are all out of jail :) finally we are free and it's a new week and good things can happen

and then ace checks his phone and sees the rule update ]

What the hell?

[ CURSING IS BACK BABY ]

[sociable]

[ just peeks at what he's looking at ]

Um. I think I forgot how to read, because that can't be saying that we're allowed to kill people on Thursday? Right?

[tongshi]

[ his ears twitch at the reaction, and he pulls his phone up to also look - although he has to put a glove on to be able to touch the screen.

beat. ]

What. That contradicts the first rule, and is absolutely insane!

[resumed]

[ he's also looking at his phone and frowning deeply. probably holding will's hand. there is something moving around in the hood of his jacket. it's fine. ]

Wait, what kind of a rule is that? How does being a villain help anybody? Also if we have to do another trial if a villain does act, who would do it in the first place?

[stunwhistle]

[



staring at his phone and angrily muttering a bunch of curses in ancient greek which i guess is getting auto-translated for everyone]

They've got to be kidding. What - how is this supposed to make sense? Like at all?

[stunwhistle]

[yeah he's holding nico's hand. very tightly. because hello what the tartarus is this rule update]

This is insane. They really are just trying to encourage us to take each other out.

[selfimmolation]

Not unless we're both illiterate.

[ they could be ]

[stunwhistle]

I wish I was illiterate right now.

[stunwhistle]

...no one's actually gonna fall for this and kill someone on purpose, right? Tell me no one's gonna fall for this and kill someone on purpose.

[selfimmolation]

[ he's holding his phone hard enough to break it it's fine ]

Who even wrote this?

[selfimmolation]

They're expecting us to keep killing each other. Why?

[sharkgirl]

[immediately fucking hurls her phone across the police station parking lot

and turns into a cat.]

[selfimmolation]

It doesn't.

[selfimmolation]

[ mood but also damn ace hopes that didn't kill the snail inside that is definitely there

crouches near her while still holding onto his phone tightly. he doesn't think she actually wants climbies At This Moment but just in case. he will vibe nearby. ]

[stunwhistle]

Whoever is updating these rules is clearly just trying to get us to take each other out. Why do they want us dead so badly?

[he is so mad.]

[stunwhistle]

[if he was a cat his hair would be bristling right now



but he is not a cat. he will sit down next to her in solidarity, though.]

[selfimmolation]

[ what would it be like to be luffy and be unable to read... "luffy has read the newspaper" what would it be like to ]

[sharkgirl]

[what she wants to do is throw a fit, but.

she comes up to him and thuds her forehead against his knee.

quietly:]

Why is it always like this?

[sharkgirl]

[she allows this, sitting on his shoe.]

... We can't trust any of the leaders, you know.

[selfimmolation]

[ he grimaces a little at the wanting them dead comment but ]

You think they'll try to lock us in and hope for another accident on Thursday?

[selfimmolation]

[ scritch behind the ear ]

I don't know. But we're not going to just sit tight and play along with this while they try to get us to kill each other.

[tongshi]

Ox was thinking a villain was behind - everything. [ waves his phone angrily, gesturing at all of this bullshit. ] Us being here, all of us knocking out after being locked in Thursday, leaving Mika and Rocket awake.

Maybe they're behind the rules, too.

[tongshi]

Sure as hell hope not! I'm definitely not planning on it, and I doubt anyone that we just sat in jail with is, either -

[ everyone seems way more put together than that!*




*reserving judgment for hanako and maybe hans at the moment. ]

[selfimmolation]

Goat said whoever put out the execution order wasn't the mayor, but they didn't know who. So, what, the "villains" are in charge?

[tongshi]

[ he will go get the phone just for something to do, frankly. ]