catchall nimona

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[selfimmolation]

nah
I just liberated a few from the pet store yesterday
I didn't think it'd create an army!

[sharkgirl]

i wanna see let me into your house

[selfimmolation]

sure
you can help me name them

[ this is a terrible idea. but he'll be there to open the door for her and idr if i describe goat dorm to you or not. it is literally a dorm ]

[sharkgirl]

YES

[i don't think you did but that's fine, dorm it is. she bounces at the door, waiting, and then when he opens the door she does a really stupid over the top bow, fake top hat twirling included.]

Allo. [she's in a good mood today, apparently]

[selfimmolation]

[ sends pics over on disco but ace has a kitten on his shoulder when he opens the door. it's a little orange cat wearing an amazing shirt

he tips his very real hat back at her when she does fake top hat twirling, laughing ]

Hey. C'mon, they're in a pile right now.

[sharkgirl]

[hey, that's HER spot, rude. this kitten is going to be competition (no)

she heads in, grinning.]

That is the best shirt I've ever seen. Good fashion sense.

[selfimmolation]

[ it's nimona 2 ]

Picked it out himself! [ how. it's a cat. he leads her to where all the cats are cuddling and/or playing. they each have a special accessory we haven't decided on except the tuxedo kitten is wearing a top hat and bowtie. sometimes you just do silly shit to cats ] I did get a second larger one for you.

[ is he joking or not? mystery ]

[sharkgirl]

[okay like on the one hand she should be offended because rude but on the other she would absolutely wear a rad shark shirt made for cats and rock it

anyway she laughs when she sees the tuxedo cat in the top hat and bowtie, and flops down like right down in the middle where all the cats are... and turns into a cat herself. play!!]

If it was anything but sharks I'd have to claw your face. [she informs him, clacking her teeth in his direction.]

[selfimmolation]

[ flops down near the pile to watch her play without disturbing it. the kittens are now trying to pile nimona as well ]

Yeah, but if I'd gotten a cool shark shirt for a cat and didn't get you one, you'd be offended too.

[ no he was doing it to be a bully and tease her tbh but it's fine if she likes it ]

[sharkgirl]

[there is no winning here it's damned if you do damned if you don't]

What if I bust out of it like the one green guy in that movie when I turn back to a human! [also, she is being piled on by cats. she makes a waugh sound and immediately is buried, send help]

[selfimmolation]

I dunno... you're not that much bigger as a cat than you are as a human.

[ ace watches nimona get buried and helps

by putting the orange kitten down and letting it join the pile ]

[sharkgirl]

[WAUGH

plays dead until a pile of kittens]

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I can't believe she was defeated by a bunch of babies. [ tsks like it's tragic. and then gently moves the kittens away because she cannot burst out of kittens without hurting them probably ] That's gonna be embarrassing to tell everyone.

[sharkgirl]

[she's doing this over the top blehehghhghh tongue sticking out of her mouth eyes rolled back dead thing, but when he gives her that, she rolls over so the kittens can crawl over her and not knee her in the stomach. she points at him with a paw.]

Any of this gets out and I post Ace the Reindeer all over Instawham.

[selfimmolation]

Hey, hey, it's not like I took a picture of your defeat. Let's not get drastic.

[ because he's bad at remembering he can take pictures, mostly. ]

[sharkgirl]

That's true. You're safe this time.

[she stretches out lazily.]

So do any of them have names yet at all? I know the one is Fred.

[selfimmolation]

"This time"? [ scoffs ]

Just the tuxedo guy. He's Tama's favorite. Go wild with everyone else.

[ if they get multiple names that's fine it's funny ]

[sharkgirl]

[she peers at the cats...]

I kinda wish I could talk to them. [she boops one of them on the nose.] Maybe - Saffron, Paprika, Nutmeg, Oregano...

[pointing to each one]

[selfimmolation]

Satan said they didn't care what we named them. Or something. Can you talk to animals normally?

[ curious. But also her names. he laughs ]

Spices?

[sharkgirl]

Nah, I just think it'd be cool. The animals back home always thought I was weird and avoided me.

[she says this so casually. as for the spices:] Yeah! You gotta have a theme.

[selfimmolation]

[ animals and humans both, huh... ]

Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.

[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]

A theme. Does it have to be spices?

[sharkgirl]

[she snorts as the kitten just collapses dramatically.]

No, but what do you have against spices? Wow!

[selfimmolation]

Nothing! But I'm definitely gonna get flak for it being food related.

[ he says it like he doesn't actually give a shit, he is just Aware. anyway the most important name first. he picks up shark shirt cat ]

Alright, which one's he?

[sharkgirl]

[that makes her laugh, actually.] Whatever, tell them I did it. They can kiss my fist.

[she peers at shark shirt cat...] Cayenne.

[selfimmolation]

You'd punch them for that?

[ that shouldn't make him laugh but he's a bad influence. pats little shark Cayenne on the head and gets playfully swiped at ]

Yeah, he's definitely spicy enough for it. Good call.