catchall nimona

[selfimmolation]

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[selfimmolation]

I can't believe she was defeated by a bunch of babies. [ tsks like it's tragic. and then gently moves the kittens away because she cannot burst out of kittens without hurting them probably ] That's gonna be embarrassing to tell everyone.

[sharkgirl]

[she's doing this over the top blehehghhghh tongue sticking out of her mouth eyes rolled back dead thing, but when he gives her that, she rolls over so the kittens can crawl over her and not knee her in the stomach. she points at him with a paw.]

Any of this gets out and I post Ace the Reindeer all over Instawham.

[selfimmolation]

Hey, hey, it's not like I took a picture of your defeat. Let's not get drastic.

[ because he's bad at remembering he can take pictures, mostly. ]

[sharkgirl]

That's true. You're safe this time.

[she stretches out lazily.]

So do any of them have names yet at all? I know the one is Fred.

[selfimmolation]

"This time"? [ scoffs ]

Just the tuxedo guy. He's Tama's favorite. Go wild with everyone else.

[ if they get multiple names that's fine it's funny ]

[sharkgirl]

[she peers at the cats...]

I kinda wish I could talk to them. [she boops one of them on the nose.] Maybe - Saffron, Paprika, Nutmeg, Oregano...

[pointing to each one]

[selfimmolation]

Satan said they didn't care what we named them. Or something. Can you talk to animals normally?

[ curious. But also her names. he laughs ]

Spices?

[sharkgirl]

Nah, I just think it'd be cool. The animals back home always thought I was weird and avoided me.

[she says this so casually. as for the spices:] Yeah! You gotta have a theme.

[selfimmolation]

[ animals and humans both, huh... ]

Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.

[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]

A theme. Does it have to be spices?

[sharkgirl]

[she snorts as the kitten just collapses dramatically.]

No, but what do you have against spices? Wow!

[selfimmolation]

Nothing! But I'm definitely gonna get flak for it being food related.

[ he says it like he doesn't actually give a shit, he is just Aware. anyway the most important name first. he picks up shark shirt cat ]

Alright, which one's he?

[sharkgirl]

[that makes her laugh, actually.] Whatever, tell them I did it. They can kiss my fist.

[she peers at shark shirt cat...] Cayenne.

[selfimmolation]

You'd punch them for that?

[ that shouldn't make him laugh but he's a bad influence. pats little shark Cayenne on the head and gets playfully swiped at ]

Yeah, he's definitely spicy enough for it. Good call.

[sharkgirl]

I'd punch a dude for a corn chip.

[she watches cayenne swipe, and boops its nose with her paw.]

Any little guy with a shark shirt deserves a name like that.

[selfimmolation]

Any dude?

[ in a "what if i give you a corn chip RIGHT NOW" joking tone ]

He picked it out himself, so you know he's got good taste.

[sharkgirl]

[she clacks her teeth at him]

You better watch out or the dude will be you. [in that same jokey tone

as a small pink cat. yeah ok]

[selfimmolation]

You'd have to get me first. [ boops her in turn!! ] Plus I'm worth at least two corn chips.

[sharkgirl]

I don't know about that.

she wrinkles her nose, and then crouches down, wriggling...

before launching herself at him yeet

her goal is to like climb onto his head but you know. shoulder works too]

[selfimmolation]

[ SHE IS YOTE he just accepts this and laughs even though this encourages the other cats to start climbing all over him to follow her lead. he still has his stupid hat but she can just climb it. it's fine. tiny pinprick claws. ouch. ]

Is that the kitty punch? Because we didn't even do the cornchip exchange.

[sharkgirl]

[yesssssssss her kitten army

she settles... somewhere, sprawling on him.]

Eh. You'd know if it was the punch. [watches the cats ascend ace tower]

[selfimmolation]

What am I, a cat tree?

[ looking at this cat army placing itself in various spots. it's because nimona did it first and also he's warm. heaaat. ]

If you ever do punch me, I intend to deserve it, so you better not accept a bribe for it.

[sharkgirl]

[yeah that's half the reason that she likes climbing on him is because he's so warm. she's not cold, she just likes being sleepy.]

You are now. [biiiig yawn.] Anyway, you're right, if I actually punch you, it'd be for a reason.

[like dying or something]

I can't be bribed! I'm above the lure of capitalism! [dramatic leg kick]

[selfimmolation]

Food isn't a capitalism thing, it's just good. I think it's an alright bribe. [ she said a corn chip!!!!! that doesn't count! ]

[sharkgirl]

Clearly this means someone paid you in pizza to take me out.

[selfimmolation]

Yep. I got a single slice and then I trained these kittens to assassinate you when you least expect it. It's too bad you saw right through me and took over my cat army.