Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.
[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]
[ SHE IS YOTE he just accepts this and laughs even though this encourages the other cats to start climbing all over him to follow her lead. he still has his stupid hat but she can just climb it. it's fine. tiny pinprick claws. ouch. ]
Is that the kitty punch? Because we didn't even do the cornchip exchange.
Yep. I got a single slice and then I trained these kittens to assassinate you when you least expect it. It's too bad you saw right through me and took over my cat army.
[she is maybe surprisingly conscientious of his hat getting damaged, so even when she bites it she's barely gnawing on it. he boops her, though, and she chews on his finger instead.]
Are you just gonna hang around here all day with the cats?
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Date: 2023-10-05 07:07 pm (UTC)Just the tuxedo guy. He's Tama's favorite. Go wild with everyone else.
[ if they get multiple names that's fine it's funny ]
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Date: 2023-10-05 07:10 pm (UTC)I kinda wish I could talk to them. [she boops one of them on the nose.] Maybe - Saffron, Paprika, Nutmeg, Oregano...
[pointing to each one]
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Date: 2023-10-05 07:17 pm (UTC)[ curious. But also her names. he laughs ]
Spices?
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Date: 2023-10-05 07:18 pm (UTC)[she says this so casually. as for the spices:] Yeah! You gotta have a theme.
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Date: 2023-10-05 07:22 pm (UTC)Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.
[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]
A theme. Does it have to be spices?
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Date: 2023-10-06 03:44 am (UTC)No, but what do you have against spices? Wow!
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Date: 2023-10-06 03:49 am (UTC)[ he says it like he doesn't actually give a shit, he is just Aware. anyway the most important name first. he picks up shark shirt cat ]
Alright, which one's he?
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Date: 2023-10-06 03:51 am (UTC)[she peers at shark shirt cat...] Cayenne.
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Date: 2023-10-06 03:53 am (UTC)[ that shouldn't make him laugh but he's a bad influence. pats little shark Cayenne on the head and gets playfully swiped at ]
Yeah, he's definitely spicy enough for it. Good call.
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Date: 2023-10-06 04:01 am (UTC)[she watches cayenne swipe, and boops its nose with her paw.]
Any little guy with a shark shirt deserves a name like that.
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Date: 2023-10-06 04:34 am (UTC)[ in a "what if i give you a corn chip RIGHT NOW" joking tone ]
He picked it out himself, so you know he's got good taste.
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Date: 2023-10-06 04:36 am (UTC)You better watch out or the dude will be you. [in that same jokey tone
as a small pink cat. yeah ok]
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Date: 2023-10-06 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-06 04:41 am (UTC)she wrinkles her nose, and then crouches down, wriggling...
before launching herself at him yeet
her goal is to like climb onto his head but you know. shoulder works too]
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Date: 2023-10-06 04:46 am (UTC)Is that the kitty punch? Because we didn't even do the cornchip exchange.
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Date: 2023-10-06 05:19 am (UTC)she settles... somewhere, sprawling on him.]
Eh. You'd know if it was the punch. [watches the cats ascend ace tower]
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Date: 2023-10-06 05:24 am (UTC)[ looking at this cat army placing itself in various spots. it's because nimona did it first and also he's warm. heaaat. ]
If you ever do punch me, I intend to deserve it, so you better not accept a bribe for it.
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Date: 2023-10-06 05:27 am (UTC)You are now. [biiiig yawn.] Anyway, you're right, if I actually punch you, it'd be for a reason.
[like dying or something]
I can't be bribed! I'm above the lure of capitalism! [dramatic leg kick]
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Date: 2023-10-06 05:40 am (UTC)gently.]
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Date: 2023-10-06 05:45 am (UTC)boops her ]
Hey. No shark teeth. [ he knows she's not doing shark teeth ]
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Date: 2023-10-06 05:58 am (UTC)Are you just gonna hang around here all day with the cats?
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Date: 2023-10-06 06:00 am (UTC)I wasn't planning on it before I texted you, but now I feel kind of stuck.
[ because they're like all tumbling on his lap. ]
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