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selfimmolation

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From:

sharkgirl

[she takes off real fast after they get out of jail, but she comes looking for ace later in the day, frowning down at her phone.

she's energetic in other places, but when she's by herself it's kind of clear the weekend fucked her up a bit. still - when she sees him, she puts her phone away.]

Do you guys have tasks too?

From:

selfimmolation

[ ace is always keeping busy and clearly isn't bothered at all. which is to say he's hanging out in the park and looking pensive, but he perks up when he spots nimona coming towards him and his grin comes easy anyway. ]

Yeah. Something you had in mind?

From:

sharkgirl

[she smiles a bit when he does, because it's nice to have someone do that when you approach, honestly.]

I gotta teach someone a thing I know how to do, but I don't know what to pick.

From:

selfimmolation

Hmm, well. What do you know how to do that's easy to teach? That's probably the best answer, since these things only last a week.

From:

sharkgirl

Uhhhh.

[god what the fuck does she even know how to do]

I can make fish tacos? [??? does that count???]

From:

selfimmolation

Hey, that counts! Plenty of people can't make those. [ he is one of those people. ]

From:

sharkgirl

I guess I can show you how to do that if you want? It's not super hard. [but also it's luck week so it's 50/50 on whether they're really excellent or she sets the kitchen on fire.]

Oh, and I gotta tell you the stuff I got today from the store, too.

From:

selfimmolation

Sure, I've never cooked food that wasn't just over a fire.

[ they will fuck up fish tacos and it'll be funny ]

What'd you get? Anything good?

From:

sharkgirl

Yeah it's like a bunch of prank stuff, you know? Uh, I got something that makes someone only care about something mundane, and something that makes people act like a cheesy action hero? I've still got two tokens left.

[she will... go somewhere. the grocery store? i guess they need ingredients.]

From:

selfimmolation

[ he just follows along he has no idea where they are going for real ]

Well, at least those sound kind of fun. Got any idea who you might use them on?

From:

sharkgirl

I don't know, people that suck?

[she thinks about this.]

Do you have suggestions? [...] I think it'd be really funny to make Argalia act like an action hero. Not that he sucks or whatever, I just think it'd be funny.

From:

selfimmolation

You can mess with people even if they don't suck. Sometimes it's funnier. [ so. that's him agreeing on argalia. ] He seems like the last type of guy to do something like be an action hero.

From:

sharkgirl

Yeah, right? I so wanna see him come up with a catchphrase.

[she hums...] I don't know about the other one. What's a mundane thing?

From:

selfimmolation

[ thinks about it ...... ]

Spaghetti! Everyone likes spaghetti, but no one's obsessed with it.

[ why. ]

From:

sharkgirl

[luigis your player character

she cackles, and then pulls up her phone to look through the profiles.]

Hmmm... Maybe Whisper? Or Temenos. [...] I'd say Rita but I think she'd actually stab me if she ever found out I did it.

From:

selfimmolation

Temenos. Definitely Temenos. Whisper would be too quiet about it. [ bullying temenos feels right also. but; ] Rita definitely seems like the kind of girl you don't want to mess with. She'd probably find a way to make you pay tenfold.

From:

sharkgirl

[she grins up at ace.]

Temenos it is. And like, right? Man, you chew on a girl's hair as a horse one time and she's got it out for you.

From:

selfimmolation

[ well. help. he's laughing immediately ]

You chewed on her hair? Why? That's gotta taste bad.

[ that is not the issue here ]

From:

sharkgirl

It was not a great taste. [rita doesn't shower according to pazu so it probably was real bad]

I was trying to convince her I was a real horse. Which she bought! She bought it until I started laughing.

From:

selfimmolation

[ pffftttt ]

You really got her good! At least she figured it out when you laughed unlike Ryuki.

[ who just accepted the talking pink cat somehow ]

From:

sharkgirl

[HE REALLY DID]

I have no idea how Ryuki didn't realize I was the same, I sound like me in every form? I guess it was just how different the conversations were.

The first time we talked I just made him flap his arm like a chicken and made fun of him for not being able to eat rice. It was way more serious when I was a cat.

From:

selfimmolation

Oh, yeah, he was complaining about the lack of chopsticks early on. [ ace also was like ?? just use your hands. but he looks curious now ] What kind of serious conversation did you have with him as a cat that he just accepted without thinking about it?

From:

sharkgirl

See, that's the funny thing, because we talked about following rules and how the world isn't a lawful, black and white place.

[like she's used to being an animal with these sort of conversations so it wasn't weird for her, but the fact that ryuki saw a pink cat and was like time to seek therapy is funny to even her]