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selfimmolation

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From:

sharkgirl

Uhhhh.

[god what the fuck does she even know how to do]

I can make fish tacos? [??? does that count???]

From:

selfimmolation

Hey, that counts! Plenty of people can't make those. [ he is one of those people. ]

From:

sharkgirl

I guess I can show you how to do that if you want? It's not super hard. [but also it's luck week so it's 50/50 on whether they're really excellent or she sets the kitchen on fire.]

Oh, and I gotta tell you the stuff I got today from the store, too.

From:

selfimmolation

Sure, I've never cooked food that wasn't just over a fire.

[ they will fuck up fish tacos and it'll be funny ]

What'd you get? Anything good?

From:

sharkgirl

Yeah it's like a bunch of prank stuff, you know? Uh, I got something that makes someone only care about something mundane, and something that makes people act like a cheesy action hero? I've still got two tokens left.

[she will... go somewhere. the grocery store? i guess they need ingredients.]

From:

selfimmolation

[ he just follows along he has no idea where they are going for real ]

Well, at least those sound kind of fun. Got any idea who you might use them on?

From:

sharkgirl

I don't know, people that suck?

[she thinks about this.]

Do you have suggestions? [...] I think it'd be really funny to make Argalia act like an action hero. Not that he sucks or whatever, I just think it'd be funny.

From:

selfimmolation

You can mess with people even if they don't suck. Sometimes it's funnier. [ so. that's him agreeing on argalia. ] He seems like the last type of guy to do something like be an action hero.

From:

sharkgirl

Yeah, right? I so wanna see him come up with a catchphrase.

[she hums...] I don't know about the other one. What's a mundane thing?

From:

selfimmolation

[ thinks about it ...... ]

Spaghetti! Everyone likes spaghetti, but no one's obsessed with it.

[ why. ]

From:

sharkgirl

[luigis your player character

she cackles, and then pulls up her phone to look through the profiles.]

Hmmm... Maybe Whisper? Or Temenos. [...] I'd say Rita but I think she'd actually stab me if she ever found out I did it.

From:

selfimmolation

Temenos. Definitely Temenos. Whisper would be too quiet about it. [ bullying temenos feels right also. but; ] Rita definitely seems like the kind of girl you don't want to mess with. She'd probably find a way to make you pay tenfold.

From:

sharkgirl

[she grins up at ace.]

Temenos it is. And like, right? Man, you chew on a girl's hair as a horse one time and she's got it out for you.

From:

selfimmolation

[ well. help. he's laughing immediately ]

You chewed on her hair? Why? That's gotta taste bad.

[ that is not the issue here ]

From:

sharkgirl

It was not a great taste. [rita doesn't shower according to pazu so it probably was real bad]

I was trying to convince her I was a real horse. Which she bought! She bought it until I started laughing.

From:

selfimmolation

[ pffftttt ]

You really got her good! At least she figured it out when you laughed unlike Ryuki.

[ who just accepted the talking pink cat somehow ]

From:

sharkgirl

[HE REALLY DID]

I have no idea how Ryuki didn't realize I was the same, I sound like me in every form? I guess it was just how different the conversations were.

The first time we talked I just made him flap his arm like a chicken and made fun of him for not being able to eat rice. It was way more serious when I was a cat.

From:

selfimmolation

Oh, yeah, he was complaining about the lack of chopsticks early on. [ ace also was like ?? just use your hands. but he looks curious now ] What kind of serious conversation did you have with him as a cat that he just accepted without thinking about it?

From:

sharkgirl

See, that's the funny thing, because we talked about following rules and how the world isn't a lawful, black and white place.

[like she's used to being an animal with these sort of conversations so it wasn't weird for her, but the fact that ryuki saw a pink cat and was like time to seek therapy is funny to even her]

From:

selfimmolation

... With a cat he didn't realize was a person?

[ is ryuki... WEIRD? huh ]

From:

sharkgirl

Yeah. [she's trying not to laugh about this] I don't know what he was on but I bet it was great.

From:

selfimmolation

Maybe it's that thing where talking to animals is easier for some people? But usually that's because they can't talk back...

From:

sharkgirl

Oh, I definitely talked back. I think I gave him more grey hairs.

From:

selfimmolation

[ pfttthahaha ]

Man. The guy seems so normal most of the time, always trying to act reasonable, and now you tell me he's having philosophical discussions with who he thinks is a regular cat. I get how he and Tama are coworkers.