catchall nimona

[selfimmolation]

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[selfimmolation]

You're gonna take over the world with them? Careful, they get tired easy.

[ hm. one two three four... ]

Did we pick up an extra one or is that yours?

[sharkgirl]

He's not mine. He just follows me around.

[so yes.] His name's Soot.

[selfimmolation]

So he's yours, got it. [ rudely. he pokes the top of soot's head with a finger ] He does look like a little soot. Kind of reminds me of Ryuki, actually!

[ soot has nothing in common with ryuki outside of black fur. ]

[sharkgirl]

[soot licks his hand. nimona frowns.]

Aw, come on. At least bite him. [don't encourage your cat to do violence] -- Ryuki? No he doesn't, that's offensive. Wow.

[selfimmolation]

What? You don't see it? They've got got the dark hair!

[ so many people in this game have dark hair. ]

[sharkgirl]

Like half the people we know have dark hair! [????] I... guess.

[selfimmolation]

Huh. I guess that's true. Maybe I just have him on the brain right now.

[ laughing like it's just a weird silly thing. ]

[sharkgirl]

... Ooookay, weirdo.

[she squirms on the couch, uncomfortably.]

Are you high or something?

[selfimmolation]

[ laughs a little ]

Nope. Do I look high? I think my eyes got burnt out by all the perfume at that store, but that's about it.

[sharkgirl]

[she scoops up the tuxedo cat and shows it to him.]

Does this one remind you of Ryuki too?

[selfimmolation]

Yeah! Look at him! He looks stressed out.

[ he says it like it's very cute? ]

[sharkgirl]

[this is the nightmare scenario]

Does he? [turns the cat to look at him... he meows.]

[selfimmolation]

Don't you see it?? He's adorable.

[ no. ]

Well, forget about that. What'd you come here for? Just the cats?

[sharkgirl]

[anyway she puts the cat on her head]

... Yeah, just came here to steal the cats. [...] They're warm.

[selfimmolation]

... Yeah?

[ he's flopping down next to her now. he's not as warm as usual because :( no fire :( but he is still naturally warm ]

Well, you can keep hanging around here as long as you want. I think these guys miss Satan a little. He was a real spoiling dad type, you know.

[sharkgirl]

[he flops down and she immediately curls up against his side because she's a pest.]

Tama got mad when I told her I come here and don't visit her, so I'll probably be around. [i'm sorry she is just so squirmy, like she can't get comfortable. the cats are mad about it.]

[selfimmolation]

[ it's fine he is used to. a lot squirmier and he kind of knows why she's being squirmy ]

Well, she's right, you know. Pretty rude of you not to when she's the most exciting thing in this place.

[sharkgirl]

That's true. I don't think I've ever met anybody like her and I've met like, a lot of people.

[selfimmolation]

She's definitely unique. [ like ryuki, who is so cute when ace is under love arrow and only then, ] And she likes you hanging out here too, so we might as well just keep you.

[ "albedo and goat" dont get a say ]

[sharkgirl]

[a pause, and she presses her face against ace's arm for a second, stretching her leg out and then pulling it back in.]

I could be a goat. [...] I guess it's easy to be one since there are no doors.

[selfimmolation]

We should probably fix that.

[ in a tone of voice like he is absolutely not going to do that. he's also just like. letting her do whatever she needs touching wise and not commenting on it ]

Well, it kind of helps, this way the cats can do their business outside. [ he does not have a concept of outdoor cats being bad ]

[sharkgirl]

And I can get in here whenever? I'd have to text you to come open the door every time if there was a door, leave it off.

[she appreciates this, honestly - she's going to keep doing it, because she's very nearly crawling out of her skin, but y'know.]

I wanna sleep here until I figure out how to do a treehouse.

[selfimmolation]

It's not like we kept it locked.

[ he thinks. he doesn't pay attention. but at that he tilts his head a bit ]

A treehouse? [ he knows no on the tiger dorm, but the treehouse part is new. huh ] I could probably help you with that. I practically lived in one as a kid.

[sharkgirl]

[she glances up at him.]

I've never built one, but I accidentally promised Danny I'd build one so he wouldn't have to be by himself in Tiger's dumb office. [... she's mad at him right now but she knows she won't be forever.] So if you wanna help, that'd be cool. Maybe not this week. I think if I see him at any point I might eat him.

[selfimmolation]

I built one with my brothers. [ so, yeah, he can definitely help build one, he means. ] And you shouldn't do that. Nothing tastes worse than sweaty teenage boys.

[ he'd know, ]