Picked it out himself! [ how. it's a cat. he leads her to where all the cats are cuddling and/or playing. they each have a special accessory we haven't decided on except the tuxedo kitten is wearing a top hat and bowtie. sometimes you just do silly shit to cats ] I did get a second larger one for you.
[okay like on the one hand she should be offended because rude but on the other she would absolutely wear a rad shark shirt made for cats and rock it
anyway she laughs when she sees the tuxedo cat in the top hat and bowtie, and flops down like right down in the middle where all the cats are... and turns into a cat herself. play!!]
If it was anything but sharks I'd have to claw your face. [she informs him, clacking her teeth in his direction.]
[there is no winning here it's damned if you do damned if you don't]
What if I bust out of it like the one green guy in that movie when I turn back to a human! [also, she is being piled on by cats. she makes a waugh sound and immediately is buried, send help]
I can't believe she was defeated by a bunch of babies. [ tsks like it's tragic. and then gently moves the kittens away because she cannot burst out of kittens without hurting them probably ] That's gonna be embarrassing to tell everyone.
[she's doing this over the top blehehghhghh tongue sticking out of her mouth eyes rolled back dead thing, but when he gives her that, she rolls over so the kittens can crawl over her and not knee her in the stomach. she points at him with a paw.]
Any of this gets out and I post Ace the Reindeer all over Instawham.
Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.
[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]
[ SHE IS YOTE he just accepts this and laughs even though this encourages the other cats to start climbing all over him to follow her lead. he still has his stupid hat but she can just climb it. it's fine. tiny pinprick claws. ouch. ]
Is that the kitty punch? Because we didn't even do the cornchip exchange.
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Picked it out himself! [ how. it's a cat. he leads her to where all the cats are cuddling and/or playing. they each have a special accessory we haven't decided on except the tuxedo kitten is wearing a top hat and bowtie. sometimes you just do silly shit to cats ] I did get a second larger one for you.
[ is he joking or not? mystery ]
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anyway she laughs when she sees the tuxedo cat in the top hat and bowtie, and flops down like right down in the middle where all the cats are... and turns into a cat herself. play!!]
If it was anything but sharks I'd have to claw your face. [she informs him, clacking her teeth in his direction.]
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Yeah, but if I'd gotten a cool shark shirt for a cat and didn't get you one, you'd be offended too.
[ no he was doing it to be a bully and tease her tbh but it's fine if she likes it ]
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What if I bust out of it like the one green guy in that movie when I turn back to a human! [also, she is being piled on by cats. she makes a waugh sound and immediately is buried, send help]
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[ ace watches nimona get buried and helps
by putting the orange kitten down and letting it join the pile ]
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plays dead until a pile of kittens]
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Any of this gets out and I post Ace the Reindeer all over Instawham.
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[ because he's bad at remembering he can take pictures, mostly. ]
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[she stretches out lazily.]
So do any of them have names yet at all? I know the one is Fred.
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Just the tuxedo guy. He's Tama's favorite. Go wild with everyone else.
[ if they get multiple names that's fine it's funny ]
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I kinda wish I could talk to them. [she boops one of them on the nose.] Maybe - Saffron, Paprika, Nutmeg, Oregano...
[pointing to each one]
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[ curious. But also her names. he laughs ]
Spices?
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[she says this so casually. as for the spices:] Yeah! You gotta have a theme.
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Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.
[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]
A theme. Does it have to be spices?
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No, but what do you have against spices? Wow!
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[ he says it like he doesn't actually give a shit, he is just Aware. anyway the most important name first. he picks up shark shirt cat ]
Alright, which one's he?
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[she peers at shark shirt cat...] Cayenne.
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[ that shouldn't make him laugh but he's a bad influence. pats little shark Cayenne on the head and gets playfully swiped at ]
Yeah, he's definitely spicy enough for it. Good call.
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[she watches cayenne swipe, and boops its nose with her paw.]
Any little guy with a shark shirt deserves a name like that.
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[ in a "what if i give you a corn chip RIGHT NOW" joking tone ]
He picked it out himself, so you know he's got good taste.
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You better watch out or the dude will be you. [in that same jokey tone
as a small pink cat. yeah ok]
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she wrinkles her nose, and then crouches down, wriggling...
before launching herself at him yeet
her goal is to like climb onto his head but you know. shoulder works too]
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Is that the kitty punch? Because we didn't even do the cornchip exchange.
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