catchall jailbird crew

[selfimmolation]

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[spiritconsulting]

That's what it sounds like to me, too, but that's different than what they've been saying.

[sharkgirl]

[she's quiet for a second, and then:]

Well, I guess it's not that important to win for me, then. [...] One of the leaders did just tell me I could stay here if I didn't care about my world, right at the start.

[spiritconsulting]

It's really unclear, but also I don't think we should care about winning anyway because it's bullshit.

[he's not going to say it but yeah. do it. erase him.]

[sharkgirl]

I didn't to begin with, but my world would be better off without me, and that's not a like, boo hoo poor me thing, it's the truth. So.

[yea. do it, erase her!] I feel like this isn't like, the craziest incentive to win, either.

[spiritconsulting]

[it's probably the worst possible outcome for his world but he's stupid.]

Sure, if you say so. But then Nico's note says you'll lose everything you care about, so...it's hard to say.

[sharkgirl]

[the world would be much worse without tumblr's number two sexyman]

Good thing I don't care about anything!

[spiritconsulting]

Oh no, how will I manage to stay a hero under these circumstances... guess it's time to become evil.

[sharkgirl]

[pretends to stab him with a fake knife in the arm]

That's my secret, I was evil the whole time. Surprise!

[spiritconsulting]

Ow! Don't stab me, I'm evil, too!

[sharkgirl]

Yeah! Evil cares not for alliances! I've double-triple-crossed you!

[resumed]

[ he just raises both eyebrows but doesn't say fuckall about it. ]

[sharkgirl]

[IGNORES HIM FOREVER SHE'S CRUEL AND SELFISH]

[selfimmolation]

[ she is not saying it as a woe is me thing but he doesn't care for it anyway but ALSO this is not the exact time to draw attention to it so

hats her ]

... It's not the best motivation for people they'd call heroes. It's the whole deal, right? Sacrificing yourself for the greater good or whatever?

[sharkgirl]

[is hatted

she kind of reaches up to adjust it and hold onto it a little tightly. for just a second.]

Right? It totally is, so I feel like it's not even good the for nyehehe! The heroes are in distress and I think that's soooo delicious because I'm creepy and eeeevil thing. We gotta be misunderstanding this.

... Either that, or I guess we weren't really supposed to see this stuff?

[selfimmolation]

Maybe? But it seems like a weird coincidence to have it just end up easy to find in a random car if no one was supposed to see it.

[sharkgirl]

True. [...] This is stupid. Can't we just burn the city down until we find whatever puppet master is doing this? Having to sit and just watch someone cackle at our misfortunes is so annoying.

[whiiiiines]

[selfimmolation]

They're probably not even in the city itself proper. Just a place for them to shove us in and watch from a distance.