[ it's so bad he's kind of laughing in that disbelieving way. and also, because ryuki's wish is granted and the characters are doing weird innuendos. the bee and his love interest have bee/human children. it's horrible. ]
At least hers wouldn't be with visuals on a big screen played over THX speakers.
[ Another age-gated innuendo and he feels like he should be out of here. Except he won't abandon Ace on this since he's only here because Ryuki suggested it so as long as Ace is willing to sit through and watch this trashfire then he is also stuck here. ]
I promise even most bad movies are better than this. This was the bottom of the barrel.
[ And Japan LOVES dick jokes. ]
No, I think I'm good.
[ Too much swamp butt bee family humour has ruined his appetite, and also because if he's eating in two threads there is a non-zero chance I will fuck up again. ]
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Date: 2023-10-08 06:38 am (UTC)I don't recognize any of these references.
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Date: 2023-10-08 06:44 am (UTC)[ Are these references. One-liners are being slung around at such an alarming speed that he can't keep up. Ya like jazz yet? ]
Is this a parody?
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Date: 2023-10-08 06:47 am (UTC)[ there are at least ten different fart jokes happening possibly simultaneously ]
Are we meant to like the characters?
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Date: 2023-10-08 12:32 pm (UTC)They're... the poster characters. So... you... should?
[ He isn't certain. ]
People must have liked them enough if this movie was made. Oh, God. I think I'd rather hear Tama's sex jokes again.
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Date: 2023-10-08 05:32 pm (UTC)Be careful what you wish for.
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Date: 2023-10-09 01:21 am (UTC)I said Tama's! I don't want to hear these!
[ But like indoor voice version. ]
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Date: 2023-10-09 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-09 09:26 am (UTC)[ Another age-gated innuendo and he feels like he should be out of here. Except he won't abandon Ace on this since he's only here because Ryuki suggested it so as long as Ace is willing to sit through and watch this trashfire then he is also stuck here. ]
I know this was my idea...
But it was a bad idea.
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Date: 2023-10-09 03:31 pm (UTC)[ is he trying to cheer Ryuki up with that. maybe. also after a beat and a belch joke from Shrek that lasts about 4 minutes exactly: ]
So do we have to stay for the whole thing?
[ he just doesn't know if you can walk away from movies ... he doesn't mind if it's illegal but he thinks Ryuki is big on laws so he's being polite ]
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Date: 2023-10-09 03:44 pm (UTC)No. We can leave whenever we want.
[ Please leave. ]
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Date: 2023-10-09 03:58 pm (UTC)Seriously? Great! Let's do that and get more snacks instead.
[ HOW DID HE FINISH ALL THESE SNACKS ALREADY ]
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Date: 2023-10-10 01:43 am (UTC)W-what? We're only partway into the movie, how did you finish all of that?! When?!
[ SCARED, BUT IMPRESSED ]
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Date: 2023-10-10 02:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-10 06:00 am (UTC)[ 25% of Ace's snacktime was taken up by a Shrek fart joke. ]
Let's just get out of here, you can get more snacks if you want.
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Date: 2023-10-10 06:04 am (UTC)[ he says it so jovially. but yay uppies and back to the snacks!!! there's no if he's immediately going there ]
Want anything else?
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Date: 2023-10-10 06:08 am (UTC)[ And Japan LOVES dick jokes. ]
No, I think I'm good.
[ Too much swamp butt bee family humour has ruined his appetite, and also because if he's eating in two threads there is a non-zero chance I will fuck up again. ]
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Date: 2023-10-10 06:16 am (UTC)Oh, so it's only better from here! I can't see any worse.
[ famous last words before we watch thankskilling 3 ]
Yeah? Need a drink or some air instead?