I promise even most bad movies are better than this. This was the bottom of the barrel.
[ And Japan LOVES dick jokes. ]
No, I think I'm good.
[ Too much swamp butt bee family humour has ruined his appetite, and also because if he's eating in two threads there is a non-zero chance I will fuck up again. ]
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Date: 2023-10-09 03:31 pm (UTC)[ is he trying to cheer Ryuki up with that. maybe. also after a beat and a belch joke from Shrek that lasts about 4 minutes exactly: ]
So do we have to stay for the whole thing?
[ he just doesn't know if you can walk away from movies ... he doesn't mind if it's illegal but he thinks Ryuki is big on laws so he's being polite ]
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Date: 2023-10-09 03:44 pm (UTC)No. We can leave whenever we want.
[ Please leave. ]
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Date: 2023-10-09 03:58 pm (UTC)Seriously? Great! Let's do that and get more snacks instead.
[ HOW DID HE FINISH ALL THESE SNACKS ALREADY ]
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Date: 2023-10-10 01:43 am (UTC)W-what? We're only partway into the movie, how did you finish all of that?! When?!
[ SCARED, BUT IMPRESSED ]
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Date: 2023-10-10 02:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-10-10 06:00 am (UTC)[ 25% of Ace's snacktime was taken up by a Shrek fart joke. ]
Let's just get out of here, you can get more snacks if you want.
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Date: 2023-10-10 06:04 am (UTC)[ he says it so jovially. but yay uppies and back to the snacks!!! there's no if he's immediately going there ]
Want anything else?
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Date: 2023-10-10 06:08 am (UTC)[ And Japan LOVES dick jokes. ]
No, I think I'm good.
[ Too much swamp butt bee family humour has ruined his appetite, and also because if he's eating in two threads there is a non-zero chance I will fuck up again. ]
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Date: 2023-10-10 06:16 am (UTC)Oh, so it's only better from here! I can't see any worse.
[ famous last words before we watch thankskilling 3 ]
Yeah? Need a drink or some air instead?