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[selfimmolation]

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w2, WEDNESDAY

[sharkgirl]

[just private messages him]

someone cursed temenos to talk stupid and he's a baby and won't ask
but
it's really bothering him and not in a funny way
so

[she thinks these are funny but if it actually hurts someone it makes her mad!!]

[selfimmolation]

guess he doesn't want to ask because then he'd have to talk stupid in public?
I don't have anything that'd counter or stop something like that
how long has he been like this?

[sharkgirl]

yeah i think so and also he's stupid

since this morning i think?
danny told me phoenix can get rid of curses i guess? i might ask them but that's my last resort

[selfimmolation]

I dunno anyone else who's got it so Phoenix might be your only option?
or if Phoenix can do it I wonder if that's something temenos' teammate can copy

[sharkgirl]

oh maybe
i'll tell him



thanks for being cool
you get dibs on next curse target

[selfimmolation]

if I ever find out who reindeered me they're first on the list

anyway
nothing to thank me for
we've all got stuff that bothers us more and I guess it's speech stuff for tem

[sharkgirl]

if i find out who just compelled me to post a picture on the internet i'm going to put their brain in a blender

[ok]

the person who reindeered you has gotta go
they are definitely bad for giving me the opportunity to have a picture of you as a deer with freckles and a hat

[selfimmolation]

[ looking at the Posts]

oh he got rabbited

why didn't you just say that and made it about speech stuff?

[sharkgirl]

because i don't know if yjkkaSJNNV

[a pause for like five minutes

and then:]

well he is not a rabbit anymore

[selfimmolation]

did phoenix get rid of it and now tem's fighting you for his secrets?

[sharkgirl]

no he turned into a human
while i was holding him as a bunny

[selfimmolation]

man
I'm sad I missed that

[sharkgirl]

That's true. You're safe this time.

[she stretches out lazily.]

So do any of them have names yet at all? I know the one is Fred.

[selfimmolation]

"This time"? [ scoffs ]

Just the tuxedo guy. He's Tama's favorite. Go wild with everyone else.

[ if they get multiple names that's fine it's funny ]

[sharkgirl]

[she peers at the cats...]

I kinda wish I could talk to them. [she boops one of them on the nose.] Maybe - Saffron, Paprika, Nutmeg, Oregano...

[pointing to each one]

[selfimmolation]

Satan said they didn't care what we named them. Or something. Can you talk to animals normally?

[ curious. But also her names. he laughs ]

Spices?

[sharkgirl]

Nah, I just think it'd be cool. The animals back home always thought I was weird and avoided me.

[she says this so casually. as for the spices:] Yeah! You gotta have a theme.

[selfimmolation]

[ animals and humans both, huh... ]

Animals get weird at Devil Fruit powers too. Should've seen Kotatsu the first time he saw a guy turn into a bird. He's a scaredy cat so he hid behind me, but I think he wanted to eat him a little.

[ also casual. he pokes one of the kittens on the side so it flops over ]

A theme. Does it have to be spices?

[sharkgirl]

[she snorts as the kitten just collapses dramatically.]

No, but what do you have against spices? Wow!

[selfimmolation]

Nothing! But I'm definitely gonna get flak for it being food related.

[ he says it like he doesn't actually give a shit, he is just Aware. anyway the most important name first. he picks up shark shirt cat ]

Alright, which one's he?

[sharkgirl]

[that makes her laugh, actually.] Whatever, tell them I did it. They can kiss my fist.

[she peers at shark shirt cat...] Cayenne.

[selfimmolation]

You'd punch them for that?

[ that shouldn't make him laugh but he's a bad influence. pats little shark Cayenne on the head and gets playfully swiped at ]

Yeah, he's definitely spicy enough for it. Good call.

[sharkgirl]

I'd punch a dude for a corn chip.

[she watches cayenne swipe, and boops its nose with her paw.]

Any little guy with a shark shirt deserves a name like that.

[selfimmolation]

Any dude?

[ in a "what if i give you a corn chip RIGHT NOW" joking tone ]

He picked it out himself, so you know he's got good taste.

[sharkgirl]

[she clacks her teeth at him]

You better watch out or the dude will be you. [in that same jokey tone

as a small pink cat. yeah ok]