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[selfimmolation]

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[selfimmolation]

[ very rudely pushes her leg to mess up her balance ]

How can I ever decrease it?

[sharkgirl]

[WAUGH she actually probably does fall over. from the ground:]

I don't know if it's possible... maybe if you buy me Wonderballs. [stop]

[selfimmolation]

[ looks down at her on the ground ]

You can pick who I use my "Hi, Haters" on, how about that?

[sharkgirl]

Ughhhh, I have one of those already.

I guess we could coordinate. That'd be funny.

[selfimmolation]

It's all I've got unless you want to turn someone green.

[ alas. but: ]

Like a four people hate circle?

[sharkgirl]

Yeah!

[... is there anybody that she can even do this to without feeling bad]

[selfimmolation]

Can you actually think of four people to do that to?

[sharkgirl]

... Vane, Albedo, Sigrun and that fox guy.

[tadafrog]

[selfimmolation]

[ he thinks about it but. hm. ]

Maybe we give Sigrun a break for a couple days.

[sharkgirl]

[she looks disgruntled at this]

... Fine, I guess.

[selfimmolation]

... You think those things affect the team leads?

[ he doesn't care that much but. y'know. ]

[sharkgirl]

... Can we try... [sparkle eyes]

[selfimmolation]

It could be kinda fun.

[sharkgirl]

You're my favorite!

[selfimmolation]

I moved on from being hated forever pretty fast!

[sharkgirl]

We have re-bonded through the use of hate beams on the dreaded enemy of the not-state.

[selfimmolation]

They're state adjacent, honestly.

[sharkgirl]

Yeah, which is why they're the enemy of the not-state, which is us.

[keep up with her stupidly confusing metaphor gosh]

[selfimmolation]

Right, right. Even though they keep trying to pretend we're employed by it.

[ which he Hates ]

[sharkgirl]

Blugh. I'm so tired of doing all the work for the government. I think someone else should be solving mysteries. Like the penguins.

[i think DOGS should VOTE]

[selfimmolation]

I think the penguins should rebel and take over.

[ unionize the penguins ]

[sharkgirl]

They're kinda useless though. This place might run even worse if they took over.

[selfimmolation]

Which means they couldn't enforce any rules.

[sharkgirl]

[o fuck]

Penguins for mayor! [from the floor she just throws her arms and legs out excitedly.] And then I can actually be a pirate.

[selfimmolation]

[ he's just giving up and sitting down next to her now. they are floor friends ]

You could be a pirate whenever if we had access to the ocean.