[ I HAVE SO MANY ICONS FOR VERY SPECIFIC SCENARIOS AND THEN I USE THE SAME 15 anyway she's grabbing his hand to tug him out of the store and he's laughing so loud as they go. there is probably a minimum wage worker just kind of glaring at them on the way out ]
Hey, hey, wait-- [ he kind of tugs them still with a laugh before bowing in that direction ] Sorry for the mess! [ AND THEN HE'S THE ONE DRAGGING THEM FOR A RUN? THE ASSHOLE? ]
[she's not expecting to be stopped just because of some worker, so she does a little hop-skip nearly fall motion when ace stops to bow.]
You're apologizing now? [she asks, giggling like a moron -- and then they're off again and she's cracking up so bad she can barely keep up. maybe it looks kind of stupid, but she's got the flag flapping behind them, so it's just two dumbasses covered in pink and orange paint with a shark flag behind them, fleeing the scene]
[ IS IT? he says it with such a shit eating grin it's impossible to tell if he believes that genuinely or if he thought it was funny to do or both, but either way off they go running ]
They're probably not gonna chase us! Right? [ who is paid enough to care for your vandal asses ]
Just put on a disguise and they'll forget about it. That's how I left without paying at a bunch of restaurants and still got to go back most times. Ah, but sometimes they'd chase for a while.
People get really serious about money! [ NO SHIT. ] Anyway, they'd chase whether I had a disguise or not. Probably something about how much we'd eat before running off.
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Hey, hey, wait-- [ he kind of tugs them still with a laugh before bowing in that direction ] Sorry for the mess! [ AND THEN HE'S THE ONE DRAGGING THEM FOR A RUN? THE ASSHOLE? ]
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You're apologizing now? [she asks, giggling like a moron -- and then they're off again and she's cracking up so bad she can barely keep up. maybe it looks kind of stupid, but she's got the flag flapping behind them, so it's just two dumbasses covered in pink and orange paint with a shark flag behind them, fleeing the scene]
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[ IS IT? he says it with such a shit eating grin it's impossible to tell if he believes that genuinely or if he thought it was funny to do or both, but either way off they go running ]
They're probably not gonna chase us! Right? [ who is paid enough to care for your vandal asses ]
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once they're far enough away she starts to slow down, but she doesn't let go of him.]
Nah, it's fine, they lost interest. Worst comes to worst we're just not allowed back in the store, but it's not like that's ever stopped me before.
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[ shameless. ]
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... I can't judge this until I know what kind of disguise you were wearing.
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[ PROBABLY ]
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You gotta be more sneaky about it.
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[ :3c? ]
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[
she says like her normal approach isn't to pour coffee on things and set buildings on fire listen do as she says not as she do]
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[ it was not, in any way, stealthy ]