catchall nimona

[selfimmolation]

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[sharkgirl]

... Vane, Albedo, Sigrun and that fox guy.

[tadafrog]

[selfimmolation]

[ he thinks about it but. hm. ]

Maybe we give Sigrun a break for a couple days.

[sharkgirl]

[she looks disgruntled at this]

... Fine, I guess.

[selfimmolation]

... You think those things affect the team leads?

[ he doesn't care that much but. y'know. ]

[sharkgirl]

... Can we try... [sparkle eyes]

[selfimmolation]

It could be kinda fun.

[sharkgirl]

You're my favorite!

[selfimmolation]

I moved on from being hated forever pretty fast!

[sharkgirl]

We have re-bonded through the use of hate beams on the dreaded enemy of the not-state.

[selfimmolation]

They're state adjacent, honestly.

[sharkgirl]

Yeah, which is why they're the enemy of the not-state, which is us.

[keep up with her stupidly confusing metaphor gosh]

[selfimmolation]

Right, right. Even though they keep trying to pretend we're employed by it.

[ which he Hates ]

[sharkgirl]

Blugh. I'm so tired of doing all the work for the government. I think someone else should be solving mysteries. Like the penguins.

[i think DOGS should VOTE]

[selfimmolation]

I think the penguins should rebel and take over.

[ unionize the penguins ]

[sharkgirl]

They're kinda useless though. This place might run even worse if they took over.

[selfimmolation]

Which means they couldn't enforce any rules.

[sharkgirl]

[o fuck]

Penguins for mayor! [from the floor she just throws her arms and legs out excitedly.] And then I can actually be a pirate.

[selfimmolation]

[ he's just giving up and sitting down next to her now. they are floor friends ]

You could be a pirate whenever if we had access to the ocean.

[sharkgirl]

[that's fair, the floor is nice. idk where the fuck we are i'm not parenting up]

Maybe we can get to it next week. [sprawls] Is that the only requirement for pirates? Ocean?

[selfimmolation]

[ i think we voided who cares ]

Hmm... pretty much. The ocean, a ship, a crew, and a refusal to follow government rules.

[sharkgirl]

[there's like a little hiccup of a pause, and then:]

I guess I've got one of those things?

[selfimmolation]

Hmm...

[ he leans back on his hands and looks up at the sky/ceiling/wherever ]

I... Sort of told Will as much, but you guys are pretty close to what a crew is like for me. [ lightly ]

[sharkgirl]

[she rolls over on her stomach, resting her head on her folded arms, peering out from under her hoodie at him.]

You said I probably wouldn't like being a first mate. [it's a little bit of a joke.]

[selfimmolation]

You wouldn't. [ he sounds joking back, though: ] What's with you guys assigning me captain?

[ he doesn't mind, he has been a captain and a commander both, it's just funny because he doesn't think he takes point much in decisions here ]

[sharkgirl]

You've got the most experience!

[duh!

a beat. cursed to be brave, so she just spits it out:] I'd be part of your crew, though.