That's true. So long as they're not on your back, anyway.

[ that's where a coward gets scars!!! also oh good he didn't ruin the cat hoodie. he hesitates because she's already frowny at the fucked up eye, but otoh it is honestly the worst of it, so... ]

The stuff under bandages is... I got bit by this weird, giant dog thing. Vane patched me up, but it wasn't so bad. [ he gestures with his (mostly) uninjured arm vaguely at his torso and his arm, where it is covered. then he gestures at his bleeding side and his leg ] The dragon grazed me a few times here and there.

[ there's a pause ]

Also I was hit by lightning twice, but it's fine.

[ this is why he is overall. crispy. and looks like shit. ]