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[selfimmolation]

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[selfimmolation]

Hey, am I about to get glitter all over my head right now?

[ he is making no move to remove her but also ]

[sharkgirl]

No.

[yes]

[selfimmolation]

That's gotta be blinding in your dorm.

[sharkgirl]

It's the worst. [she loves it]

Tiger was super mad about it.

[selfimmolation]

That bad? I feel like glitter would still be an improvement on all the white.

[sharkgirl]

Yeah, I thought so too, but they super scolded me about how cats will get sick and die if they eat glitter and basically accused me of trying to hurt their pets, so I just left.

[she says this so casually, shifting to scarf around his neck.]

[selfimmolation]

[ automatically raising a hand to scritch scritch ]

Huh. Really? Is that common knowledge? [ til animals can die if they eat glitter - ace ] Kind of seems a little fast to accuse you of doing it for animal cruelty instead of for fun.

[sharkgirl]

[she leans into it as usual!

a pause, and she stretches a bit, nonchalant.]

... Yeah, well, when don't people assume the worst of me. Anyway, I'm going to find somewhere else to live.

[selfimmolation]

[ that first bit makes him frown, but ]

You can come over to Goat's if you want. We're getting a ballpit, apparently.

[sharkgirl]

A - ballpit?

[she laughs at that, a bit.] Really? Why?

[selfimmolation]

I dunno. Tama wanted one? I don't see the downside. Plus Mouse visits all the time already, might as well steal from their dorm.

[sharkgirl]

Mouse visits your dorm a lot? [???] Man. Nobody ever comes to Tiger's.

[... she huffs.] Yeah, maybe I'll come by or something. To see Tama, obviously.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, I think they like to mess with Goat.

[ pft. scritches ]

Sure. Obviously. Tama is kinda cool.

[sharkgirl]

She is, yeah.

[leans into the scritches, with a little mrrp.]

Did we even figure out where I was going to show you how to make food? Because now I'm actually hungry.

[selfimmolation]

I was going to drag you to Goat to use our kitchen, but I'm making a pit stop at the grocery store. I've got no idea if we've got what you need in there.

[ he did have one plan!!! a singular one. ]

We can get something to eat on the way. Best way to make sure I don't eat the ingredients before you get anywhere teaching me anyway. [ he says it like there's no helping it. there is. he could stop himself. ]

[sharkgirl]

Yeah, okay. [theoretically white tiger dorm has a kitchen but it's hard to picture because it's like, an office building]

Oh! I can show you how to get the best sushi, too! [this is a thing she knows!!! apparently!!!]

[selfimmolation]

[ she hates white tiger he's not going to her dorm?? damn ]

There's a trick to it? I thought it was just about getting fresh fish.

[ when you live on the ocean all fish is the best sushi. ]

[sharkgirl]

[FAIR]

Yeah, so like, if it's really brightly colored and the packaging is cold that's the best kind, but if it has too many sauces with it, it's gross. [...] If that's wrong, it's Reigen's fault.

[selfimmolation]

Packaging... [ i dont know hes ever had prepackaged sushi but now hes like huuuh that makes sense ] Reigen seems to know what he's talking about most of the time, he's probably right. I guess sushi's harder to get if you're not as close to the ocean.

[ a beat ]

Even though this city is called Oceanside.

[ he sounds mad about it WHERE'S HIS BEACH ]

[sharkgirl]

[i'm not entirely sure she had sushi at all before being here so she just assumes that's how sushi works]

The Kingdom is like, in a walled off area with nothing around it for miles, so. I actually don't know where they get the fish from. [things to think about] Also, yeah, Oceanside my pink butt, where's the ocean?

[selfimmolation]

Do you guys have rivers and stuff, maybe? [ lakes... rivers... fish... anyway worldbuilding aside he just sighs ]

Rabbit said we could see it from the resort, but that's not the same at all. You'd think they'd get the beach ready first thing with a name like that.

[ he wants beach :( he's just ken his job is beach :( ]

[sharkgirl]

Theoretically!

[worldbuilding aside]

Maybe we'll get to go next week? We got more stuff this week. [...] Actually, speaking of, I want you to stay with me Thursday.

[selfimmolation]

[ ah ]

Yeah? In case we get locked in again, you mean? [ they're all pretty sure it will happen again considering villain hours, but. ] Sure, if you want.

[ like he absolutely hadn't expected her to ask ]

[sharkgirl]

Yeah, just in case.

[she's also pretty sure it will too, which sucks.]

[selfimmolation]

Alright. [ hmm. ] Then just stick around me Thursday evening. We'll find someplace nice to hang out.

[ so if they don't get knocked out (big if) they can have fun!!! ]